Due to the lack of rapid communication in today's society the Atlanta Hawks missed their opening game of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. In order to prevent a future problem, I am sending them a telegram to inform them about their next game.
Attention Atlanta Hawks Game 2 of your current playoff series is Thursday night in Orlando! -Stop
You are playing a team called the Orlando Magic and they are pretty good so you might want to show up. -Stop
We are sorry we missed you Tuesday night. - Stop
Due to your failure to appear you have spotted the Magic a 1-0 series lead. -Stop
The Magic have some players you might want to guard, including a very tall guy named Dwight. -Stop
If you are unable to attend please send a replacement of professional quality. -Stop
The bums that filled in for you Tuesday were pretty pathetic. -Stop
Good new is you may be only three games away from summer vacation. -Stop
Send me a postcard. -Stop
All the bests, The Four6Three -Stop
I hope they get it on time. They should, I sent it by two-day pony. It was cheaper than homing pigeon.
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