Winter Olympic Fortune Forecast*

This is Steve McThunder with your Olympic Forecast. There is a recordsetting front moving into the Vancouver area from the South. It could provide for an unbelievable (literally) Olympics for the U.S. Team.

Apollo Ohno will win his 6th medal in short track speed skating. BodeMiller finally gets an Olympic gold. The Men's figure skating sweepsthe medal stand taking gold, silver, and bronze. Lindsey Vonn comesback from her injured shin to win three gold medals and a bronze. TheMen's hockey team shocks the favorites, Canada and Russian, to winGold. The U.S. wins gold in the four-man bobsled for the first timesince the 1940's. And then somehow, the U.S. steals (again this maybe literal) a bronze medal in women's figure skating. There will bezero possibility of scoring scandals and only a slight chance ofperformance enhancing drug use. These are all slighly possible with achance of rain on the celebration parade. Likely? No, but possible.However there is a 90% chance of a Shaun White will win gold & if hedoes, a 100% chance he will make a boat load of money on endorsementsafter the games.

This is why the Olympics are the best reality television. Anything can happen and just when you think it is certain that something won’thappen it does. So bundle up or pop some corn, but whatever you dowatch the Olympics it is not only patriotic to support the U.S. but itis part of the human spirit to cheer for Robel Zeimichael Teklemariamthe lone athlete from Ethiopia, who will be Cross-Country Skiing. GoU.S. & Go Ethiopia!

*U.S. Olympic Committee can make checks payable to the Four6ThreeScholarship Fund. These funds will be used for only the essentials(popcorn, pizza, and cable television).